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swerveycorps:

kawaii-dethu:

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime

peegeray:

have fun in subspace hell nerds

deeplezstonerwitch:


The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

WHAT

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

WHAT


30/50 pictures of Patrick Stump +

30/50 pictures of Patrick Stump +

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

destiel-demon-angel:

i-mjackskellington:

lucifersdalek:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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Let’s not.

Let’s not.

Oh no

Oh no

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Stop that, it isn’t funny

Stop that, it isn’t funny

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.

thedesignateddriver:

( =①ω①=)